Welcome

Hi. Welcome to my blog. Don't track mud on the carpet. I just had it cleaned, dickwad.

Anyway, this is just a place for me to vent ideas about topics I'm thinking about. That's all. I don't intend for it to be too deep or well thought-out. I'm far too lazy to do adequate fact-checking, cite sources, etc. I'll try to be coherent and logically/factually valid though.

About the name? I just think it's funny when people get kicked in the nuts. The junk. Dangly-bits. Happy sack. Da boyz. You know... In that regard, my hero is Eric Cartman.

In closing, GET A JOB, HIPPIE.