Is God responsible for my hard work?

Later on as we're going to bed, my wife is praying, "Thank you, God, for helping us to clean up our apartment."
WHAT THE F*CK! I didn't see God lift a damn finger to clean up the apartment. Did God get down on his hands and knees and scrub the bathroom floor? Did God endure rotting meat smell to throw out the garbage? Did God root through the laundry to find matching socks?
No freakin' way.
Did God help us endure the cleanup? Not really. It was still an awful, tedious, backbreaking evening of work.
Did God even inspire us to do the cleaning? No - it was the biological sense of revulsion and claustrophobia arising from how dirty and piled-high everything had gotten. It had reached the point of being unhealthy, so urges kicked in to get it done.
Like the car crash victim who thanks God for her survival, she completely disregards the skills and hard work of the caring people around her. The firefighters and the paramedics saved the crash victim; likewise, we cleaned our own damn apartment.
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You should have replied. Thank god that you are to submit to my sexual desires when asked.
See how much she refers to god after that little spanner in the works. :)
After asking that, the followup question would be "Let's see how much she submits to my sexual desires when asked." =P
Have you done anything about the boxes of crap you have piled up all over the place?
Garrett
At least half of the piles of crap are now gone. Thanks for asking.
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