Sloganizer in the Nuts

I tried Sloganizer just a while ago, after seeing several other bloggers use it. Now, I noticed the message that the Sloganizer often does not handle long sentences well, and that was true. My first couple of attempts were way off the mark. But trial #4 was exactly what I was looking for:

"Start the day with King Aardvark's Kick in the Nuts."

Perfect.