King Aardvark has been Kidnapped!
No, this is not an April Fool's joke. Well, it could be, but it would require my mom to have a better sense of humour than I give her credit for.
Here is the email I received from my mom this morning:
I dreamt last night that you have been kidnapped. Please email me back ASAP that you are not.
This is worrisome. She's usually a practical person who wouldn't care about such irrational fears. I had to email her back and tell her that I had was fine.
If I had been thinking more clearly I could have made some money out of this. I need it.