King Aardvark has been Kidnapped!
No, this is not an April Fool's joke. Well, it could be, but it would require my mom to have a better sense of humour than I give her credit for.
Here is the email I received from my mom this morning:
Hi KA:
I dreamt last night that you have been kidnapped. Please email me back ASAP that you are not.
Love, mom
This is worrisome. She's usually a practical person who wouldn't care about such irrational fears. I had to email her back and tell her that I had was fine.
If I had been thinking more clearly I could have made some money out of this. I need it.
Labels: personal, skepticism
Decreed by King Aardvark @ 7:42 a.m.
3 Comments
3 Comments:
Hilarious, your comment at the end, I mean.
Funny. You could probably still work it. She'll think her dream was prescient.
I guess it would be wrong to blackmail your mom, though, huh?
Maybe I have been kidnapped. It's been a while since I posted. Better get on that.
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