12 May 2009

Chain Letter Fail

This email was forwarded to me by my wife's younger sister. It demonstrates very clearly a helpless attitude towards life that I find very self-defeating. Oh, and if you routinely forward chain letters, you suck.

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To: YOU
Date: TODAY
From: GOD
Subject: YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE


This is God. Today I will be handling All of your problems for you. I do Not need your help. So, have a nice day.


I love you. And, remember... If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do Not attempt to resolve it yourself! Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. I will get to it in MY TIME. All situations will be resolved, but in My time, not yours. Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it. Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now. Should you decide to send this to a friend; Thank you. You may have touched their life in ways you will never know!


Now, you have a nice day.


God


God has seen you struggling, God says it's over.

A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, please send to ten people (including me) please don't ignore this. You are being tested.



YOU HAVE 20 MINUTES TO TELL 10 FRIENDS THAT YOU LOVE THEM (INCLUDING ME)



I LOVE YOU! GO!

6 Comments:

At May 14, 2009 8:33 AM, Blogger tina FCD said...

*gag*

 
At May 20, 2009 12:40 PM, Anonymous Annie said...

What, didn't you forward the chain mail within 20 minutes? God is going to send you straight to hell for that, young man. But he loves you anyway! Especially he loves watching you writhe in the flames of hell. And the part where your flesh sizzles...mmmm.

 
At May 23, 2009 12:06 PM, Blogger King Aardvark said...

Hell smells like sizzling bacon.

 
At June 10, 2009 3:01 PM, Blogger GDad said...

I always wondered about the productivity and problem-solving skills of the people that had this sort of thing posted on their desks at work.

 
At November 05, 2009 5:02 PM, Blogger Robert Vollman said...

Today I will be Capitalizing letters at Random.

God

 
At November 07, 2009 12:26 PM, Blogger King Aardvark said...

toDAy i wiLl be caPItALIzINg leTtERs acCORdINg to a sOPHIsTICaTEd alGORiTHm. or not.

KA

 

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