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Also from Sexy Secularist!, here the story of the blogger's painful and bloody attempts at evacuating his bladder after he realizes that his wee-wee is blocked by a urethral stricture.
Decreed by King Aardvark @ 4:57 p.m.
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I've got to admit, even at the time it was pretty fucking funny. Then again, joking was just about the only thing I could do to stop from screaming.
Besides, I don't have it bad. My stepdad once had a man-junk injury that had to be cauterized.
Cauterized.
Yikes.
The worst I had was during a snowball fight when my girlfriend (now wife) hit me in the groin with a chunk of ice she picked up on the side of the road from where the snowplow went by. Even that only hurt for about 5 minutes and didn't involve blood or burning.
Wait a sec, I have burned myself down there before. That's what happens when you cook naked.
I had to get a partial circumcision when I was 21... TWENTY-ONE. Weiner-needles are the most painful thing EVER. Oh, and it took a month to heal as well. I was dating a different girl back then, and I ordered her to wear nothing but sweatsuits all the time...
I got nothing on Carlo...my bits are all in one piece. However, following inguinal hernia surgery, my one testicle is now abou 3/4 inch lower than the other (I was nearly perfectly symetrical before...damn you physician with no aesthetic!!!). My whole hernia surgery was done under local anesthesia, and all I remember is a distinct sensation of someone tugging at my balls from inside my abdomen and a ver tastey bacon smell (damn cautery gets you every time...)
That's what happens when you cook naked.
AARRGGHHH!!!!! *runs screaming from the room*
King Aardvark in the kitchen stark nekkid. ROLMAO!
I hope it wasn't a grease spattering burn.
You know, who the hell am I to be laughing? I wish someone would cook for me stark naked! OR want me to cook for them stark naked.
I take it back KA and apologize for laughing. :-)
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