04 June 2007

Am I a bad person for thinking this is hilarious?

Also from Sexy Secularist!, here the story of the blogger's painful and bloody attempts at evacuating his bladder after he realizes that his wee-wee is blocked by a urethral stricture.

Everything bad is funnier when it doesn't happen to you.

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At June 05, 2007 1:38 a.m., Anonymous Andrew said...

I've got to admit, even at the time it was pretty fucking funny. Then again, joking was just about the only thing I could do to stop from screaming.

Besides, I don't have it bad. My stepdad once had a man-junk injury that had to be cauterized.


At June 05, 2007 8:29 a.m., Blogger King Aardvark said...


The worst I had was during a snowball fight when my girlfriend (now wife) hit me in the groin with a chunk of ice she picked up on the side of the road from where the snowplow went by. Even that only hurt for about 5 minutes and didn't involve blood or burning.

Wait a sec, I have burned myself down there before. That's what happens when you cook naked.

At June 05, 2007 8:57 p.m., Blogger Carlo said...

I had to get a partial circumcision when I was 21... TWENTY-ONE. Weiner-needles are the most painful thing EVER. Oh, and it took a month to heal as well. I was dating a different girl back then, and I ordered her to wear nothing but sweatsuits all the time...

At June 06, 2007 12:14 a.m., Blogger Necator said...

I got nothing on Carlo...my bits are all in one piece. However, following inguinal hernia surgery, my one testicle is now abou 3/4 inch lower than the other (I was nearly perfectly symetrical before...damn you physician with no aesthetic!!!). My whole hernia surgery was done under local anesthesia, and all I remember is a distinct sensation of someone tugging at my balls from inside my abdomen and a ver tastey bacon smell (damn cautery gets you every time...)

At June 07, 2007 12:48 p.m., Blogger Fiery Ewok said...

That's what happens when you cook naked.

AARRGGHHH!!!!! *runs screaming from the room*

King Aardvark in the kitchen stark nekkid. ROLMAO!

I hope it wasn't a grease spattering burn.

You know, who the hell am I to be laughing? I wish someone would cook for me stark naked! OR want me to cook for them stark naked.

I take it back KA and apologize for laughing. :-)


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